Calliope: Dehorn
You remove the last accessory to your prized COSPLAY ENSEMBLE, and put it neatly with the rest of the stuff. The place is messy enough already without tossing horns about carelessly. You have many fond memories of solo-cosplay in your room. It's a lot of fun and alarmingly comfortable to just lounge around your room in-character. You really hope you'll get the chance to put it on again after your nap... Well, maybe not the face paint. You don't wear that so much anymore. He gets especially furious when you do.
Posted at 7:04am on September 22nd - 102080 NOTES

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Posted at 7:04am on September 22nd - 100521 NOTES

(Source: amingusamongus)

Posted at 7:03am on September 22nd - 80179 NOTES

colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

Posted at 7:02am on September 22nd - 40417 NOTES

nursejpg:

*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

Posted at 7:02am on September 22nd - 7878 NOTES

lawnegbert:

this Mandy was so great
edit: this already has a ton of notes but the cosplayer is neckfruit

lawnegbert:

this Mandy was so great

edit: this already has a ton of notes but the cosplayer is neckfruit

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(Source: best-of-imgur)

Posted at 6:59am on September 22nd - 5724 NOTES

casualcissexism:

every homestuck artist at least once: fuck i forgot the horns

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Posted at 6:57am on September 22nd - 2133 NOTES

neilnevins:

notnights:

"What if every time Bill appeared the Bill Nye theme just played distantly." - charlesmontyburns

Look at what I did.

Volume warning also.

THIS SHOULDN’T WORK AS PERFECTLY AS IT DOES

Posted at 6:54am on September 22nd - 204785 NOTES Posted at 6:52am on September 22nd - 71687 NOTES

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

Posted at 6:51am on September 22nd - 209 NOTES

izuiki:

once you fall in love with a fictional character you’re doomed forever

Posted at 6:49am on September 22nd - 163179 NOTES Posted at 11:22pm on September 21st - 207 NOTES

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Posted at 11:22pm on September 21st - 111164 NOTES

mazarinedrake:

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

Like many other things, we can blame the Victorians and their insistence that anything important also be respectable for Shakespeare snobbery. The man had an undeniable impact on the English language and English literature. He also liked to write dialogue that reads like Ye Olde Lockre Roome Banter. These things are not mutually exclusive!

mazarinedrake:

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

Like many other things, we can blame the Victorians and their insistence that anything important also be respectable for Shakespeare snobbery. The man had an undeniable impact on the English language and English literature. He also liked to write dialogue that reads like Ye Olde Lockre Roome Banter. These things are not mutually exclusive!

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