How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that
*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*
this Mandy was so great
edit: this already has a ton of notes but the cosplayer is neckfruit
every homestuck artist at least once: fuck i forgot the horns
"What if every time Bill appeared the Bill Nye theme just played distantly." - charlesmontyburns
Look at what I did.
Volume warning also.
THIS SHOULDN’T WORK AS PERFECTLY AS IT DOES
how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous
i want this tattooed on my back
once you fall in love with a fictional character you’re doomed forever
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.
Like many other things, we can blame the Victorians and their insistence that anything important also be respectable for Shakespeare snobbery. The man had an undeniable impact on the English language and English literature. He also liked to write dialogue that reads like Ye Olde Lockre Roome Banter. These things are not mutually exclusive!