Calliope: Dehorn
You remove the last accessory to your prized COSPLAY ENSEMBLE, and put it neatly with the rest of the stuff. The place is messy enough already without tossing horns about carelessly. You have many fond memories of solo-cosplay in your room. It's a lot of fun and alarmingly comfortable to just lounge around your room in-character. You really hope you'll get the chance to put it on again after your nap... Well, maybe not the face paint. You don't wear that so much anymore. He gets especially furious when you do.
Posted at 10:22am on July 30th - 10159 NOTES
#P much like Michelle kept saying passive aggressive shit like i guess you didnt dress up for our date my ass i put on the best stuff i could for my level you fu  #Fuckin meanie pants*  #Ugh whatever it's a good thing we broke up 

officialwillowpape:

when u dress up for a date in the kim k game and he say u look uglyimage

Posted at 10:21am on July 30th - 296 NOTES

twinklepowderysnow:

Rose quickie because I love Rose 

twinklepowderysnow:

Rose quickie because I love Rose image

Posted at 10:16am on July 30th - 8072 NOTES

One hears it a lot on airplanes: “Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.”
-- Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket), upon being asked "What’s your very best life advice?"  (via n-xi)

(Source: man-eatingcat)

Posted at 10:15am on July 30th - 345840 NOTES

rnedia:

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

(Source: neptunain)

Posted at 10:15am on July 30th - 140472 NOTES

teenjuwel:

This discribes my cooking skills perfectly.

teenjuwel:

This discribes my cooking skills perfectly.

Posted at 10:14am on July 30th - 234789 NOTES

luna-calamity:

lifebyjorge:

neodarkstar:

trigonyan:

FUCK YOU I ACTUALLY CRIED

This is the absolute BESTcomic I’ve ever read on this website.

And i just cried…so hard…

I EXPECTED THIS TO BE FUNNY AND SILLY BUT MY HEART

(Source: martyjuice)

Posted at 10:12am on July 30th - 47376 NOTES

deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

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peanut-paw:

deersatan:

getting ur favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

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getting your least favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

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(Source: asterkid)

Posted at 10:10am on July 30th - 65887 NOTES

rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared

rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared

(Source: jaidefinichon)

Posted at 10:10am on July 30th - 47192 NOTES

goldfish: nice rock
goldfish: nice rock
goldfish: nice rock
goldfish: nice rock
goldfish: The country’s economy and labor market remain in deep disrepair. Whereas our various post-market institutions (e.g., the safety net, educational institutions, health institutions) have a mixed record of coping with the rising poverty and inequality that has been handed to them by a still-struggling economy and labor market.
goldfish: nice rock

Posted at 10:09am on July 30th - 126537 NOTES

4insley:

The older I get the more this resonates with me

(Source: raiseusfromperdition)

Posted at 10:09am on July 30th - 519 NOTES

harpsichordian:

Please have Hannibal’s micro micro micro smile on your dash

harpsichordian:

Please have Hannibal’s micro micro micro smile on your dash

Posted at 10:09am on July 30th - 17695 NOTES

brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

paperseverywhere:

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And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.

WE CAN ALL RELATE TO THIS POST

OH GOD THIS JUST STARTED HAPPENING TO MEEEEEE

Posted at 10:08am on July 30th - 92859 NOTES

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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