Calliope: Dehorn
You remove the last accessory to your prized COSPLAY ENSEMBLE, and put it neatly with the rest of the stuff. The place is messy enough already without tossing horns about carelessly. You have many fond memories of solo-cosplay in your room. It's a lot of fun and alarmingly comfortable to just lounge around your room in-character. You really hope you'll get the chance to put it on again after your nap... Well, maybe not the face paint. You don't wear that so much anymore. He gets especially furious when you do.
Posted at 1:17pm on September 1st - 8625 NOTES

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

Posted at 1:17pm on September 1st - 55510 NOTES

englishpracticenow:

commonly misused words - learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams - IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.

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jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

Posted at 1:15pm on September 1st - 12362 NOTES

rock10zxa:

benjenstark:

doubleyootoo:

benjenstark:

i wanna make a fighting game with females of all body types and then maybe like three male characters but theyre super hunky and jacked and the only difference between them is their outfit and hair colour… hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….

would the men be dressed really impractically?

bondage speedos and see through tops. only

and have that one bear fighter. i like bears.

Posted at 1:14pm on September 1st - 292407 NOTES

religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

image

Posted at 1:14pm on September 1st - 2702 NOTES

greatjaggi:

This was literally the best thing about 2012/2013, like there was literally nothing that could top this 

image

Posted at 1:14pm on September 1st - 10244 NOTES

breakingugly:

bearsatan:

vinebox:

Miguèl Phelps never loses

is this free

I am a swimmer and I can confirm that this is how you win a race

(Source: vinebox)

Posted at 1:13pm on September 1st - 4491 NOTES

malefactum:

Do I call the FBI cause I think I found Hannibal Lecter pretending to be a mannequin

malefactum:

Do I call the FBI cause I think I found Hannibal Lecter pretending to be a mannequin

Posted at 1:13pm on September 1st - 34717 NOTES
#racism  #Ferguson-like events 

mynaturalsistas:

But are you paying attention to what’s going on??? My heart is so heavy….. so heavy…
An attorney for the family of John Crawford III, the man fatally shot by police in an Ohio Walmart store, says surveillance video contradicts the police department’s version of events. Officers say Crawford refused to drop the pellet gun he was holding, but the video allegedly shows them gunning him down “on sight.”
Crawford, 22, was shopping at the Beavercreek, Ohio store on Aug. 5 whenpolice responded to another customer’s report that Crawford was carrying an AR-15 rifle. He was actually holding a pellet air rifle he had just picked up from a shelf in the store’s toy department.
Attorney Michael Wright says he viewed surveillance video that shows Crawford was facing away from the cops and talking to his girlfriend on the phone when police spotted him, and didn’t have the toy gun raised. Hetold WDTN Crawford probably didn’t see or hear the officers before he was shot.
"John was doing nothing wrong in Walmart, nothing more, nothing less than shopping,"Wright said, according to Reuters.
#johncrawford #rip #justice #dontshoot

mynaturalsistas:

But are you paying attention to what’s going on??? My heart is so heavy….. so heavy…

An attorney for the family of John Crawford III, the man fatally shot by police in an Ohio Walmart store, says surveillance video contradicts the police department’s version of events. Officers say Crawford refused to drop the pellet gun he was holding, but the video allegedly shows them gunning him down “on sight.”

Crawford, 22, was shopping at the Beavercreek, Ohio store on Aug. 5 whenpolice responded to another customer’s report that Crawford was carrying an AR-15 rifle. He was actually holding a pellet air rifle he had just picked up from a shelf in the store’s toy department.

Attorney Michael Wright says he viewed surveillance video that shows Crawford was facing away from the cops and talking to his girlfriend on the phone when police spotted him, and didn’t have the toy gun raised. Hetold WDTN Crawford probably didn’t see or hear the officers before he was shot.

"John was doing nothing wrong in Walmart, nothing more, nothing less than shopping,"Wright said, according to Reuters.

#johncrawford #rip #justice #dontshoot

Posted at 1:11pm on September 1st - 84477 NOTES

90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
~~~~~
90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?

Posted at 1:09pm on September 1st - 218537 NOTES

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

Posted at 1:09pm on September 1st - 22083 NOTES

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

image

Posted at 1:09pm on September 1st - 74028 NOTES

wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

(Source: desparate)

Posted at 1:09pm on September 1st - 64187 NOTES

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

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